Sry I called you an 8
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Randomize