hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
This toilet bowl is my home.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
