so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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