im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Just invented taco cereal.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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