Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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