sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Randomize
