And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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