i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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