I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
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