would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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