Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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