Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
my liver is dry heaving
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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