So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
he was CRYING into my vagina
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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