There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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