I don't think brook has ever known best
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Drunk walkin through police station. America
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
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