My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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