But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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