break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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