So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
and you said cock pushups were impossible
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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