Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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