She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I got her a Nickelback box set.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize
