come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize
