I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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