My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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