We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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