Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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