Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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