I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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