They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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