i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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