Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Randomize
