I want to make a zoo with you.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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