Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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