think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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