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Barsexuality is the new black.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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