You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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