plz talk dirty to me
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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