Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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