you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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