i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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