Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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