lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
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