Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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