She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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