I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I just saw a hot homeless man
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
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