It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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