Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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