fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
Randomize
