do herpes really smell.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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