oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Even my vagina gasped.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
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