The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
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