I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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